Trouble Trouble Trouble…

Gosh, it is next to pimpossible (yes, I said pimpossible, I should probably patent that word) to find internet on this tour! It has been quite glorious since we left Florida. Now don’t get me wrong, Florida was great, but I just cannot deal with that damn humidity. I am a California girl! Today we were in Maryland, and wow, I haven’t had more kids come up to my tent this whole tour! It was wonderful! I’m still surprised so many of you are able to find me in the sea of tents! And there was at least like five different people today alone who bought EVERY single one of my bracelets!

Anyway, I met some new friends in this band called A Dream of Reality. They will be sharing my tent with me for some of the upcoming dates, and I couldn’t be happier! Annnnnd…dun dun dun, I will be riding with them for the rest of the tour! I won’t have my own booth, but we’ll be running around selling our shit on those dates. Their singer AJ is the best hustler I have ever met in my life! He can bring a hundred kids to my tent in the snap of the fingers.

Last night we had a late bus call, so naturally the typical Warped BBQ was transformed into a full on luau!!!!! (And by luau, I mean we all had on those one dollar leis and had mini umbrellas to put in our drinks). After a few drinks, the dance circle began. There was a little bit of break dancing, a little bit of crip walking…you know, the yewge. Then some little dude from Family Force Five jumped in and showed off his moves. That was, of course, until Katy Perry stepped in. I love that girl. She threw me her neon pink glow in the dark drink (which was quite tasty), and OWNED the dance circle. That girl was doing the worm like it was her job!

Alright, I need to load in now. Come visit meeeee.