Subject of the day: showers.

When thrown into a situation like the Warped Tour, I’m sure more than 90% of us would pay a good hundred bucks for a nice, long, hot, clean shower. The showers at the venues are disgusting, smelly, hot, and some of them are only in the public restrooms. The thing is, even if you do get a good shower, the second you step even a foot outside, you are just as sweaty and dirty as before the shower. You can feel just as clean with a baby wipe wipedown. So, when it really comes down to it, are you just wasting your time? That is the greatest question of life, my friends.

For example, yesterday in Orlando I ended up bathing in an outdoor shower by the beach, in public (thank God I brought my bathing suit). An old, creepy (and probably mentally ill) homeless man staring at me the whole time, so I didn’t even enjoy the clean water!

And to add to that, literally an hour after my shower, we were hit by the strongest downpour of my LIFE. To make a night out of it, Caleb and I decided to adventure and frolic in the downpour. We ended up like five blocks away and took shelter under an overhang of a random apartment complex. There was a couple people already there, so of course we all bonded on our love for Bob Dylan, Third Eye Blind, and Nine Inch Nails. What a night! And the best part of it was I woke up and my hair was in these beautiful waves, looking better than it has in months! Thank you Florida rain!

But yeah, back to my point…screw you showers!