Helloooooo Warped Tour!
Today we’re in Tampa FL, or as I would like to put it, hell itself. I am currently at the booth, waiting for Four Year Strong to begin. We are sharing a tent with some band. All I know is they have this battery powered fan. It is quite glorious, if I do say so myself. THE FAN IS MY BEST FRIEND! I call him Fannie. In all honesty, it is so freaking hot outside that you probably would think I’m crying if you saw me right now. But no, its just the sweat. Wonderful sweat. Dripping. Down. My. Face. Man, I wish I could go back to the bus right now.
Aside from the heat (which I’m sure will be the topic of my complaining for the next few weeks), I have been having a brilliant time! The only band I was able to see yesterday was my boyyyyz in We The Kings. They played on the Hurley stage, and as Danny explained it, the stage looks like a giant ribbed condom. How sleazy! So make sure you go see those fools.
I was introduced to the insane duo of Shwayze and Cisco yesterday…my new party buddies. They decided to raid my merch booth of every t-shirt I had, and of course Cisco wanted a pair of my booty shorts that say “Drop Names, Not Bombs” on them. He promised he would wear ONLY them on stage in the near future, so I warn you to shield your eyes if you plan on watching their performance.
The BBQs have been a good time thus far. Last night my little buddy Danny Duncan and I OWNED at beer pong…all thanks to me! Danny really thinks he was the MVP of the team, but if you were there, you would have seen my magical hands at work. We stole the torch from this dude who claimed to have “arms of fire”. I stole that fire and made cups like I was Shaq! We continued to be victorious for four games until our first place status was crushed by this random drunk girl.
I have met so many of you guys in the past few days, and I can’t wait to meet everyone else at the dates in the future! Remember, don’t be afraid to come to the booth and say hi to me! I am selling my bracelets and shirts for pretty dope prices. I will be at the Playwork tent, and its always put up right by the East Coast Indie stage! So, that’s how to find me! Do it, bitches!
I need to figure out how to post pics and video here! I have a cute little video update for you guys!
Until tomorrow, Jac
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i was the threesome girl. i hope that entertained you and didn't freak you out because we were totally fucking around. we just wanted to see your reaction and it was perfect as expected, hahahaha. i'm glad it made it onto your list of memorable things.
Jac – Can I order 10 brutal braclets – I don't see them in the store
I can't wait to meet you in minnesota. i just ordered a BRUTAL braclet and i'll have it for warped. Eeeeppp!
I'm soo excited to meet you at darien!! Don't worry, it should be pretty nice out there, it usually is. I'm so excited for the shows (and buying a braclet and shirt, im not sure which yet) =].
haha wow. sounds like mad amounts of fun. i love random drunk people, they're so…random. and i will totally drop by the playworks tent and say hi! i totally want to meet your best friend fannie, because i'm sure it's going to be hot at merriweather but i'm hoping that at least we'll have a nice breeze or something.
until then!
peace!
woww i really wish my summer didn't BLOW and i could get my ass to warped. :/ so please, jac. enjoy it enough for yourself AND the unforunate ones who can't be there. live it up and party hard girl!
ive been to the tampa warped, and the heat is just ridiculous. glad you are having fun though.
Ughh, I was at the Atlanta warped, and basically the whole time I was just walking around looking for your booth. You don't know how bad I wanted one of your bracelets, but for the life of me I could not remember the name of the tent you were at =[ Well I guess I'll have to order one online, but I also wanted to meet you.
lol, let's hope you don't get kicked off this tour like last time, eh?
